07 July 2008

Its a shotgun shotgun shotgun wedding...

Even though the year is just half over, I opened the paper and found my early favorite for BEST CLASSIFIED AD, 2008:

3 rifles and a wedding dress: Rifle 1 - J Stevens Arms Company Bolt Action 410 Model 39A; Rifle 2 - Mossberg 500 pump action;Rifle 3 - custom built French artillery stock/Santa Fee barrel (circa 1949). Wedding dress (Ivory) suitable for fall/winter wedding. Worn once, dry cleaned and custom antiqued. Taking best offers. Call XXX-XXXX

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