Showing posts with label sermon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sermon. Show all posts

28 March 2008

The shortest sermon...

An elderly priest shuffles to the ambo after the Gospel and says the following:

I have been a priest for a long time and have watched the world very closely during that time. I have come to three conclusions:

1) There are millions of homeless and starving people in the world today.

2) Most people don't give a damn that there are millions of homeless and starving people in the world today.

3) More of you are offended by the fact that I used the word "damn" from the pulpit than by the fact that there are millions of homeless and starving people in the world.

With that, he returned to his chair...